Creatively crude & cruel bi-curious.

I Would Describe Myself As

S/W/M d&d free. 60 years old but have a horny 19-year-old bi-curious educated & experimentally oriented. Bind my cock and balls severly, pls.

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

Slim

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Hands

Body Art

Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Grey

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Military

My Job Title Is

US Army/Retired

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - But Non Tobacco

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Music, Movies, Internet, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Finding out you were the "top" to my "bottom" in every way I desire and taking action ASAP. I don't need to know everything about you. I just want to have some semi-rough nasty. Milk me hard and squeeze my balls like a crazed cock demon.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Taking cock or dildo-strap-on deep and hard in my "wreck"tum. Do me deep doggy-style and reach around to jerk my prong & squeeze/twist/slap my ring & weight stretched nut sac.

Position me on my back legs spread w/head just over the foot of the bed. You can throat fuck me deep this way while I roll and fondle your balls. My package will be wrapped in cock-sretching rings & handy for you to manually savage while your disgusting dick drill screws ever deeper, until my throat spasms & clamps tightly around your mushroom.

In the end, you'll be banging my ass right at the edge of the bed. The torment of my gristle tube and sperm balls shall continue, perhaps w/some clothespins and a urethral sound, a few large splashes of strategically placed hot candle wax. Some hot cigar ash play, toying the tip near my purple cock head and red, swollen hot-waxed nuts.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Very Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

to chill and breeze through it a day at a time.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Pop, Blues, New age, Ambient, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

Empathy and alruism, plus a healthy dose of raunchy sexual adventuresnous.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Secretive Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage